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Saturday, March 11, 2017

Why My Pastor Block Me On Facebook-You Must Read

I sent him a friend request on Facebook
and he innocently accepted. Two
minutes later his message came in;
*PASTOR: How are you? *ME: I'm fine Daddy.
*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly
favour collapse on your head.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing
strike you and your family. *ME: (No reply)'
*PASTOR: May God slash you with the
axe of long life.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May God stab you with the
knife of riches. *ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life
imprisonment in the eternal jail of
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness collapse on you and your
*ME: (No reply)
* PASTOR: My son are you there?
*ME: Yes Daddy!
* PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to claim the Blessings.
*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!
*PASTOR: Alright my son.
*ME: May the over speeding trailer of
Blessings jam and crush you and your
family, *PASTOR: (No reply).
*ME: May the light of God blind your eye
that you may not see the sufferings of
this life anymore,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the sea of miracle drown you
and your family members,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you sir!
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the death of riches kill you,
your family members and all yours friends
and relations,
*PASTOR: (No reply) *ME: May the annointing from above
destroy your church and kill all your
church members excluding me and my
family in Jesus name (Amen)!
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME:Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these
wonderful Prayers.
*PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot....
Plz keep laughing and forget d situation
of Nigeria jooor!!!

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